Today I was going to my PPA (NYSC – Primary place of Engagement), in the bus there sat a very pretty girl. All the guys in the bus were staring at her. Many of them passed their destination without knowing, I sat next to her, actually. I did all the signs I could to make her feel my presence but all in vain. An idea came to my mind. I took my phone and faked a call:
Me: Hello Mum, you see what I’m saying? I’m sick of British Airways! I told u this before! They’ve just
Cancelled my flight to the US. This is why i prefer Royal Dutch Airlines. Above all, could u believe I’m in a
Public vehicle? On my way back from the Airline office, my 2016 Leather Roofer Wrangler got bad.
Before i left home, Dad planned using the Bentley Continental and I guess also that u would’ve been out
with your 2016 Mercedes Benz GLE 450. Please ask the driver to rush down here with the 2017 Cabriolet Range Evogue and pick me up. Don’t worry, mum.
- I thank u, mum…! Love u too, mum…, bye!
All this while the girl was looking at me, I said in my heart that she will fall for me if I talk to her.
Me: Hi baby, why are you looking at me like
that? Are you surprise?
Girl: Please have your phone battery. It fell down when you were removing it from your
Blood of Zachariah! I couldn’t raise my head till I got down from the car.
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