Ekene is a house boy who drinks his boss’ wine and then adds water to cover up. His boss became suspicious and decided to buy pasties (A French wine that changes colour if water is added to it).
As usual, Ekene drank the pasties and topped it up with water. Unfortunately for him, the pasties changed colour. When his boss came back home and noticed the colour change, he told his wife about it.
Ekene knew he was finished and then decided to stay in the kitchen.
His boss shouted, “Ekene!!!”
Ekene answered…”Yes, Sir!”
Boss: Who drank the pasties?
Ekene didn’t respond.
The boss asked again, still no answer. Then, he went to the kitchen to confront him.
Boss: Are you insane or what? When I called you, you said ‘Yes Sir’, but when I asked you a question, you didn’t answer me!
Ekene: Hmmm Oga, when you are in the kitchen you don’t hear anything except your name, Ekene answered.
Let’s try it. Okay go to the bar and stand beside madam, while I will stay in the kitchen. Then call me and then ask me any question,” The Boss suggested.
Ekene shouted, “Boss!”
Ekene: Who goes into the maid’s bedroom when madam isn’t around?
Boss didn’t answer.
Ekene ask again, the Boss kept quiet.
The boss came out from the kitchen shouting, “Wonders shall never end!!! Ekene it’s true. When one’s in the kitchen, one doesn’t hear anything except ones name”.
The wife interrupted, “That’s not true. It’s a lie”.
Without argument Ekene ask if she’d like to enter the kitchen to be tested and she agreed.
Ekene called, “Madam!
Madam answered, “Yes!”
Ekene asked, “Who is Junior’s biological father? I or boss?”
Madam rushed out of the kitchen saying, “This kitchen needs to be checked, I can’t hear anything!”