9 QUESTIONS YOU MUST NOT ASK A PREGNANT WOMAN
9 QUESTIONS YOU MUST NOT ASK A PREGNANT WOMAN
Pregnant women are usually faced with a lot of funny but rather foolish questions from people. ‘Aprokos’ are everywhere and all they want to do is just poke nose into another person’s affair.
Here are 9 funny questions people ask:
#1. WHEN IS YOUR EDD?:
What exactly is your own with this? Do you want to know so as to prepare for the baby things? This is a wrong question, it is a private thing that nobody must know except the people directly involved.
#2. HOW OLD IS THE PREGNANCY?:
Why exactly do you want to know? Are you asking in order to pray along or count months in preparation for the day you will come and eat naming ceremony rice? Stop embarrassing yourself, don’t ask stupid question
#3. WHAT IS THE SEX OF THE BABY?:
’ Biko’, don’t you see that this is a ridiculous question? Which one is not a child, male or female?
#4. WILL YOU WANT NATURAL BIRTH OR CS?:
Why can’t you ask google? It has the right and perfect answer for a stupid question like yours.
#5. IS YOUR HUSBAND THE OWNER OF THE PREGNANCY?:
If I were to be the pregnant woman, I will simply answer, my husband is not the owner of the pregnancy, it’s your father that did it
#6. HOW COME YOUR TUMMY IS THIS BIG?:
It is because she drinks too much water and you know water can be filling. ‘Mbok’, pregnant person ‘dey’ get flat tummy?
#7. WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE PREGNANCY?:
If you know the person; hope you won’t be offended. Your husband is actually responsible for this.
#8. ARE YOU STILL EATING WITH THIS YOUR TUMMY?:
No, she actually started fasting long ago so she can help pray you out of this foolishness and idleness that is affecting your brain
#9. WHAT NAME WILL YOU GIVE YOUR BABY?:
You can help out with the name to lessen her burden. So, bring the ones you have. Ehhhhhh, what is your own?
Indeed, idleness is a disease that can make you do foolish things but don’t you think it is high time you started something profitable?
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